This was not the blog I intended to write this evening. No, I was going to finally write up the ditty about the Rapscallion Princess that’s been fermenting in my brain for the past week and a half. Instead, I logged in tonight and was so overwhelmed by all of the comments that I received from my wonderful readers that I decided to take a moment to respond.
All of the comments were regarding my novella, A Garden. (It’s about the garden of Eden. It’s funny. It’s probably really offensive to some people. You can find more information on it here.) In fact, I received more comments on my webpage in the past couple of weeks than reviews I’ve received on my novel that’s been out for almost a year. But hey, I’m just happy that someone is reading something.
So now let me just snuggle up with some vodka (infused by yours truly with cranberries and tangerines, thank you very much), some popcorn (popped in coconut oil because I care about my health) and respond to a few of the comments.
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No problem, BCS! Glad I could be of service!
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That’s great! You know, I have so many projects going on – a new novel coming out in March or April 2014 and a series of novellas being released as a serial at the end of 2014, just to name a few – that I’m just hoping to be able to post at least once a week. If I don’t please feel free to take me to task via comment or email and I’ll get right on that.
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Hello, Carolina! Thank you for your kind words. I know all about the boredom at work and I know how frustrating it can be when sites don’t load properly on your cell. I’m so glad my site works well over 3G. It was one of my original goals, considering I’m an office-worker-by-day myself.
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I don’t know who your cousin I but I’m glad that he steered you in my direction. I regret to inform you that I am not your cousin, though I do have several relatives and friends who are currently living the gluten-free lifestyle and loving it. Best wishes to you and your cousin. Tell him to leave a comment next time.
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Hi, AST. I was slightly confused by your comment. Your younger sister is analyzing the Biblical story of Adam and Eve? Or is she analyzing satirical parodies of the Biblical stories? It doesn’t really matter either way: the more the merrier. I’d be happy to discuss anything from theology to fiction-writing – oh, wait, that might be the same thing – with her.
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Of course! Just click here to be taken directly to Amazon to purchase the novella. Though I highly recommend reading A Creation first because if you don’t you might be a little confused by what I’ve done with the characters. I hope you enjoy and if you do, please leave me a review on Amazon!
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No, thank you! I’ll definitely look into it.
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It is off topic but what a great story. Thank you for sharing. I LOL’d for sure!
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Well, that’s it for tonight. I do have a story for my Princess but it will have to wait until another day. It’s time to edit some different words now.
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